Mary Had a Little Lamb who Met a Little Troll

Mary had a little lamb,
Little lamb, little lamb,
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow!
  

Everywhere that Mary went,
Mary went, Mary went,
Everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go!

It posted on her blog one day,
Blog one day, blog one day,
It posted on her blog one day,
To see what trolls would say!

There was a troll without a name,
Without a name, without a name,
There was a troll without a name,

It danced and sang its song!

And the troll chanted:

"To-day do I bake, to-morrow I brew,
The day after that the new blog comes in;
And oh! I am glad that nobody knew
That the name I am called is Rumpelstiltskin!"

And the lamb interjected:

Nasty troll, I know your name
Know your name, know your name
Nasty troll, I know your name,

I know you have no shame!

Bottom Line: I'm Bad

Are you perhaps trying to prove something to yourself, not to others? Perhaps trying to convince yourself that you're not such a bad person after all? Satisfying your narcissist tendencies?

All of that and a bag of chips for sure! Dedicated to all anonymous internet commentators — the future is yours chaps, procreate and prosper!

Your Butt Is Mine

Gonna Take You Right

Just Show Your Face

In Broad Daylight

I'm Telling You

On How I Feel

Gonna Hurt Your Mind

Don't Shoot To Kill

Come On, Come On,

Lay It On Me All Right...

Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad - Come On

(Bad Bad - Really, Really Bad)

You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad -You Know It

(Bad Bad - Really, Really Bad)

You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad - Come On, You Know

(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)

And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now

Just To Tell You Once Again,

Who's Bad . . .