Devil Votes on Skinhead Crystals with Susan and Senator

After recording and publishing another innocuous little tutorial for a CMS software I've created and worked on for the better part of the past two years, I returned to check out the automatic transcript Youtube had made. (You can see the video here.)

The man inside the machine at Youtube clearly has his share of issues to sort through, as he finds very definite political and sexual undertones in what I speak, and in no politically correct terms at that. Below is the complete transcript.

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the reason is and voters election or recall
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the simple

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what they like to do it and then is create

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and houston asset business before a new design

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let's go to an impartial panel

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under site

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and schemes it's horrible

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setting specific tips and leads and scams
are

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crime figures

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if all we can do about

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let's looking own identity

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public as you know a result this all over

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one of the sample cases

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I'm sad place we changed the final commissions

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to seven seven seven

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all right to vote

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that is something that needs to be done only
in of systems to let the system

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let the sierras

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right in the mainstream

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under his skin skin and hair so photographs
of skinheads crystal

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I'm the ski mask is successfully created

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remember to talk to the excerpts

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and then

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she was your of skin

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I'm sorry

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amir new skin has been activities and it's
a default

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explain

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sure

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but with a reduced election

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no years

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something more we need to do

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because of %uh file permission issues

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spezza to endorse about bunching

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first richest state

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a quote the pulpit

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houston

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into our local all over

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let's include some won't

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you can see it

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I was

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a few hundred of them including the images
are being found year local DC-

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susan's over you'll be getting

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we want to make changes to the skin

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when you lose uphold files

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that's right

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there you go

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no we're trying to do the the direction

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just to show you

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that is actually not possible

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because up Russian whatsoever program owns
all falters views on this

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operations to

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change any of this

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over the SDP

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that's right we need an additional little
the waco fire to get over this

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issue that isn't specific to our city and
this isn't something that effects

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any CNN's or other but software that uses
a question to create finds holders existence

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obsessive love

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as you can see permission to night

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his music rooms uphold your changes

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as long as these issue here

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so we take the two recall final round

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open it up changed the password

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you can't own just quickly what's called on
home loans

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tightening the noose us for it

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what other you want to have them

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take your retirement up closer to ten place
called in

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actress in your browser

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looking

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and here you see all voters

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and that is that one we need to

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the moment just to be able to present the
permissions on to be able to exert ourselves

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all right judy

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if your windows users on the window Senator
is that

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dozens of life

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anyway reiterated that so far and now we're
just applauded from our local fallen

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so we are the proper owners a fistful of any
kind any tax increases

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so the President is up posters

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I know

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it's a good idea to also agrees that the commission's
for the tenth as folders

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that's true

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the devil not right to vote because it's not

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a good idea to keep too many electable holders
in your system

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especially in places like tonight

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so here

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if we look at the source called we see that
the museum has been applied

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even though it looks exactly the same us your

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crystal's him

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for all these reasons you have and that is
that yet

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we go to a local older for example the final
skin proper is that has all the

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main structures of York

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as you know page

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and it's stumbling

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at the end

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of these attacks welcomes a minute design

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I'm going to go uphold of back

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as the fight rages on

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what can we expect

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now you see

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they are working exactly as expected and now
you can get a decent

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the rest of us us

Here are some of my favorite picks from what I supposedly say in the video tutorial:

• The reason is, and voters election or recall, about building with older standard options. Let's go to an impartial panel.
• Under site and schemes it's horrible, setting specific tips and leads and scams are crime figures.
• I'm sad place we changed the final commissions to seven seven seven.
• That is something that needs to be done only in of systems, to let the system let the sierras right in the mainstream.
• Under his skin, skin and hair, so photographs of skinheads crystal. I'm the ski mask is successfully created. Remember to talk to the excerpts.
• First richest state, a quote the pulpit, Houston into our local all over.
• Susan's over you'll be getting, we want to make changes to the skin when you lose uphold files.
• No we're trying to do the the direction, just to show you that is actually not possible, because up Russian whatsoever program owns all falters views on this.
• That's right, we need an additional little the waco fire to get over this issue that isn't specific to our city.
• This isn't something that effects any CNN's or other but software that uses a question to create finds holders existence.
• Obsessive love, as you can see permission to night, his music rooms uphold your changes.
• You can't own just quickly what's called on home loans, tightening the noose us for it, what other you want to have them.
• Take your retirement up closer to ten place, called in actress in your browser — looking — and here you see all voters.
• And that is that one we need to, the moment just to be able to present the permissions on to be able to exert ourselves.
• All right Judy, if your windows users on the window Senator, is that dozens of life? 
• Anyway reiterated that so far and now we're just applauded from our local fallen. So we are the proper owners a fistful of any kind, any tax increases, so the President is up posters.
• The devil not right to vote because it's not a good idea to keep too many electable holders in your system, especially in places like tonight.
• That has all the main structures of York, as you know page, and it's stumbling at the end of these attacks. Welcomes a minute design, I'm going to go uphold of back as the fight rages on.
• What can we expect? Now you see, they are working exactly as expected, and now you can get a decent the rest of us, U.S..

One wonders if publishing any more of these tutorials and having them automatically transcribed will get me on a CIA watchlist! We'll find out in due course I suppose; you now know what probably happened if I disappear suddenly into thin air without a trace.

Hot tips for celibating

Back in my days in the Hare Krishna movement and beyond, I learned a handy trick or two from successful celibates (Sanskrit: brahmacari). These particular lessons come from observing a fellow monk who tied up his genitals with straps of cloth with the fury of a grumpy old sailor, the great icon of repressed manhood that he was.

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Kaupina is a traditional Hindu ascetic's underwear, generally made of two pieces of cloth, one serving as a belt, the other (fourteen fists long and two palms wide) as the covering flap folded over the front and tied or wrapped in the back. Ascetics who actually know their stuff install a number of protective deities into the cloth prior to wearing it.

Wearing a kaupina is supposed to be the magic masala for celibates, creating an effect called urdhva-retah or upward-flowing semen in accomplished sublimators, leading to heightened levels of spiritual energy and psychic ability. However, it's damn uncomfortable if you're sweating, jogging or under general stress.

The master fix (and people actually pay hundreds of dollars to learn this secret!) is folding the sacred underwear over swimming pants. Yes, just wearing a pair of Speedo swimming pants with a set of kaupinas wrapped tight around will guarantee you years of pleasant celibacy!

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Women are also bad and evil and do not deserve to be looked in the eyes, for twinkly female eyes emanate a special radiation that makes the kaupinas go loose and the head spin around. The traditional fix is to turn your gaze to the floor.

However, being a temple president or other such pompous authority figure who needs to constantly deal with women, neck strain and even chronic neck pain can become a very real threats to a well-rounded and comfortable celibate life.

The easy shortcut fix is to simply move your gaze down far enough to keep it safely off the radiating face area. Experienced manager brahmacaris recommend moving the gaze 20-25 cm down from the chin. A pair of breasts, located conveniently in the safe zone, provide a safe visual focal point for a pair of easily agitated celibate eyes.

I have never tested the second tip owing to obvious concerns with possible kaupina issues, but apparently it has been tested and proven. The ladies in the ashrama seemed to be well aware of this evasion strategy. I won't elaborate on lady counter-methods for drawing the gaze back upwards in fear of sounding sexist or politically incorrect.

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Since brahmacaris are however technically speaking supposed to digest a whole volley of abuses as education in humility (that helps you celibate), I have not exercised the same caution in this text. If any brahmacari feels offended or otherwise morose, we can perhaps meet and have a friendly chat over a cup of herbal tea, celibating together for a silent moment as a symbol of friendship and goodwill.