Advisory: Dealing With Rapture Level Scenarios

While the much-anticipated May 21st Judgment Day and Rapture seems to be seriously behind schedule, I observed a personal rapture today at 18:28 hours for a rapture exercise scenario. The End of Days comes like a thief in the night. You never know with certainty when the end is nigh for you, for our beautiful planet, for the universe as we know it — and for all composite objects ever fabricated into being for that matter.

"Then God’s temple in heaven was opened, and within his temple was seen the ark of his covenant. And there came flashes of lightning, rumblings, peals of thunder, an earthquake and a severe hailstorm." ~ Revelation 11:19

When time of rapture is at hand, Son of Man addresses the goods and evils of the Seven Churches of Asia. Then God will place his wrath in the Bowls of the Seven Angels, the Seven Trumpets will blow, the Four Horsemen of Apocalypse will ride, and the Two Witnesses will prophecy with the Two Friendly Fishes as the Day of Judgment rages in the human microcosm.

The Seven Churches of Asia form the basic lay of the land. Seven churches are seven angels, seven trumpets, seven lampstands, seven stars, etc. Rapture and Ascension are routed through the [++] Wheel at Clouds; and rapture rays sweep away those who have died in the [+++] Crown of the King of Heaven, already living in the Kingdom of Balance within. I will expand and cross-reference Revelation in upcoming texts, along with the rest of the apocalyptic toolbox.

"The mystery of the seven stars that you saw in my right hand and of the seven golden lampstands is this: The seven stars are the angels of the seven churches, and the seven lampstands are the seven churches." ~ Revelation 1:20 

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"I turned around to see the voice that was speaking to me. And when I turned I saw seven golden lampstands, and among the lampstands was someone like a son of man, dressed in a robe reaching down to his feet and with a golden sash around his chest. The hair on his head was white like wool, as white as snow, and his eyes were like blazing fire. His feet were like bronze glowing in a furnace, and his voice was like the sound of rushing waters. In his right hand he held seven stars, and coming out of his mouth was a sharp, double-edged sword. His face was like the sun shining in all its brilliance." (Revelation 1:12-16)

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• ☺☺☺ [+++] Son of Man = Description of the "Son of Man" as John sees him in a luminous vision. (1:4-20)
• ☺☺☻ [++-] Ephesus = Earnestness, Righteousness = "I know your works, your labor, your patience, and that you cannot bear those who are evil." (2:1-7)
• ☺☻☺ [+-+] Smyrna = Tribulation, Wealth = "I know your works, tribulation, and poverty – but you are rich." (2:8-11)
• ☺☻☻ [+--] Pergamon = Abode, Satan's Throne = "I know your works, and where you live, where Satan's throne is." (2:12-17)
  
• ☻☺☺ [-++] Thyatira = Love, Service, Faith, Patience = "I know your works, love, service, faith, and your patience." (2:18-29)
• ☻☺☻ [-+-] Laodicea = Lukewarm, Spewn Out = "I know your works, that you are neither cold nor hot. Because you are lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spew you out of my mouth." (3:14-22)
• ☻☻☺ [--+] Philadelphia = Unclosable Door = "I know your works. I have set before you an open door, and no one can shut it." (3:7-13)
• ☻☻☻ [---] Sardis = Dead Works = "I know your works, that you have a name that you are alive, but you are dead." (3:1-6)

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"From the throne came flashes of lightning, rumblings and peals of thunder. In front of the throne, seven lamps were blazing. These are the seven spirits of God. Also in front of the throne there was what looked like a sea of glass, clear as crystal." ~ Revelation 4:5

≡ Book of Revelation — Online Reference

≡ Ouroboros vs. Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

≡ Enigmatic Soul Matrix of Eight Dimensions

≡ Breakfast: Eating Straight from the Book of Life

Ouroboros Eats Four Horsemen of Apocalypse (DP)

Dissociated Press
Friday, April 1st, 2011
Har Megiddo, East of West

In a shocking update from the apocalyptic fields in the Har Megiddo area, the Four Horsemen of Apocalypse riding between East and West have been swallowed by healthy cyclic intervention. According to eye-witnesses with two eyes open, four Ouroboreal creatures appeared out of thin air and out-flanked the destructive horsemen with ease. With an unprecedented display of strategic zig-zag manoeuvers, the riders of dominion and doom were herded into a controlled implosion of unnecessary opposites.

"Heated debates over essential triviality have sceptics and zealots divided. Yodhe Wavhe comments for heaven and earth, 'We're all just hoping for someone to wake up and get the point.'"

Sananda Karmaregius from Institute of Apocalyptic Cryptozoology (IAC) sheds light on the creature: "The rarely seen Ouroboros Continuitis has an uncanny ability to reconcile conflicting polarities. We're looking at an existential chameleon hiding in plain sight. Ouroboros are known to interrupt human-initiated apocalyptic cycles with uncanny harmonic stunts; apparently a recreative sport for the younger specimen." Ouroboros are famous for sleeping with their tails in their mouths, highlighting the reconciled duality of their base nature and lifestyle.

Attempts to place Ouroboros Continuitis on the evolutionary ladder have met with failure. IAC researchers struggle to catalog the creature in conventional terms: "When we place it on the evolutionary ladder, it just rolls straight off — sometimes up and sometimes down, following a cardinal pattern in an apparent attempt to communicate something. When we try to put it into our tree of species, it coils around and then swallows its tail and the tree along with it, short-circuiting all of our systems."

"Recent leaks suggest that Lion of Zion has broken covenants with heralds of imbalance, joining forces with the Ouroboros to advance a shared agenda of bilateral and quadlateral harmony."

U.S. AntIcon and Department of Offense have declared DEFCON 2 in face of an imminent Ouroboreal threat to all nations with imbalance between right and left, man and woman, black and white, religion and science, heart and intellect. Dire warnings were voiced by General Oswald Samael: "...and this agenda puts us straight in the line of fire. Our intelligence suggests that the Ouroboros are a dangerous group of terrorists who seek to systematically undermine our agendas dependent on strategic imbalance. If we bomb them, they redirect the blast to our tectonic plates. If we rain napalm on them, it flows straight into our volcanoes. These reptilians are scheming to build weapons of mass reconstruction and pose an unprecedented threat to our national in-security."

The abused and down-trodden the world around, finding hope with the re-emergence of Ouroboros Continuitis, have assembled for mass demonstrations against the generals of imbalance. Conspiracy theorists buzz about shadowy governments, whom they suspect as orchestrators for the reign of the Four Horsemen of Apocalypse. Dr. Raksuman Sageradian from University of Varanasi comments: "We have long held that the influence of the apocalyptic riders emerges as a distributed culmination of human awareness. When mental imbalance leads to systematic acts of imbalance, disturbed potentials emerge as a collective state of crisis. In that sense, the leaders of the world are responsible — but they share the blame with all those who choose to follow an unhealthy continuum of awareness."

While the popular opinion on Ouroboros Continuitis and other species of balance is fragmented, experts in the fields of apocalyptic justice containment and sociopsychological symbology are in consensus over the recent developments. A statement from the Macrocosm Apocalyptic Human Directors Institute empathically notes, "The reintroduction of Ouroboros Continuitis into the social ecosystem is a welcome addition that will improve the general quality of life and open new doors to freedom, balance and peace in the global arena. Essentially, it would fulfill the 'and justice for all' ideal we have long sought and long evaded.'" [+±-]