Pogo vs. Towers of Confusion - Epic Battles

General Confusion, the veiled enemy within our lines, slips in through the gates of deficient understanding of the efficient and latent factors, variables and patterns governing the actors and the field of activity in our existence. A stubborn human lack of insight offers him a safe haven, a virtually infinite breeding ground for his clandestine sabotage.

As thorough and symmetric understanding of our base existential dynamics decreases, entire infrastructures and establishments collapse — ground to dust and powder in the heat of their own increasing friction, meeting their demise with the cancer of pathological asymmetry, leaving but a residue of ashes scattered in the winds of entropy. To gain a clear perspective, Pogo has to conquer the Towers of Confusion first.

Pogo starts his quest up the long and slippery steps of the Tower of Confusion.
He needs to press the red button at the top and take the whole tower down.

The Troops of Entropy, led by General Confusion, will mercilessly burn to ashes world empires, nations, corporations and companies, social environments, networked platforms, software architectures, and even your very own psychological domains. The Winds of Entropy and the slow-acting Poisons of Confusion can decimate everything from the smallest microcosm to the greatest macrocosm.

Learn to observe and understand the dynamics across your systems, seek to transcend the pandemonium through astute wisdom. Understand the functional symmetries of your environment, and seek to nourish and advance them with your thoughts and actions. Symmetry leads to balance, and balance is a prerequisite platform for happiness and fulfillment — rewards rarely found on the slippery slopes of confusion.

If you drive a submarine, you can move under the waves of Confusion.
Otherwise, cultivating a high lung capacity can be a versatile asset —
especially in a two-player game with a one-seater bubble submarine.

"Pogo starts from the bottom and has to find his way up to the top. Along his way to the top of the tower, Pogo encounters many different enemies, mostly shaped like basic geometric shapes. Pogo can shoot some of the enemies, while some are impervious to shooting. Contact with an enemy knocks Pogo down to the ledge below. If there is no ledge below, Pogo falls into the sea and drowns. Once he has reached the top of the tower, Pogo needs to enter a door to trigger the tower's destruction mechanism. After that, the tower crumbles to the sea. " 

Nebulus was one of my great inspirations during my early formative years with technology. Pogo's enemies, as the common problems we encounter in our lives, are mostly shaped like basic geometric shapes. The trick to success is to gain extra lives on the way up, because Pogo will unavoidably fall to the sea at times as the Troops of Entropy are raging in full spirits. The better Pogo can understand the nefarious moves and strategies of General Confusion, the smoother his conquest of the towers of confusion and entropy will become. Thumbs up for Pogo — he's my childhood hero!

Devil Votes on Skinhead Crystals with Susan and Senator

After recording and publishing another innocuous little tutorial for a CMS software I've created and worked on for the better part of the past two years, I returned to check out the automatic transcript Youtube had made. (You can see the video here.)

The man inside the machine at Youtube clearly has his share of issues to sort through, as he finds very definite political and sexual undertones in what I speak, and in no politically correct terms at that. Below is the complete transcript.

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the simple

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what they like to do it and then is create

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and houston asset business before a new design

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let's go to an impartial panel

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and schemes it's horrible

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setting specific tips and leads and scams
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crime figures

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if all we can do about

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let's looking own identity

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public as you know a result this all over

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one of the sample cases

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I'm sad place we changed the final commissions

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to seven seven seven

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all right to vote

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that is something that needs to be done only
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let the sierras

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right in the mainstream

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under his skin skin and hair so photographs
of skinheads crystal

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I'm the ski mask is successfully created

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remember to talk to the excerpts

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and then

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she was your of skin

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I'm sorry

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amir new skin has been activities and it's
a default

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explain

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sure

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but with a reduced election

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no years

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something more we need to do

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because of %uh file permission issues

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spezza to endorse about bunching

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first richest state

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a quote the pulpit

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houston

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into our local all over

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let's include some won't

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you can see it

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I was

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a few hundred of them including the images
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susan's over you'll be getting

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we want to make changes to the skin

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when you lose uphold files

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that's right

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there you go

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no we're trying to do the the direction

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just to show you

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that is actually not possible

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because up Russian whatsoever program owns
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operations to

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change any of this

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over the SDP

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that's right we need an additional little
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issue that isn't specific to our city and
this isn't something that effects

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any CNN's or other but software that uses
a question to create finds holders existence

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obsessive love

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as you can see permission to night

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his music rooms uphold your changes

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as long as these issue here

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so we take the two recall final round

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open it up changed the password

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you can't own just quickly what's called on
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tightening the noose us for it

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what other you want to have them

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take your retirement up closer to ten place
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actress in your browser

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looking

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and here you see all voters

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and that is that one we need to

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the moment just to be able to present the
permissions on to be able to exert ourselves

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all right judy

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if your windows users on the window Senator
is that

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dozens of life

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anyway reiterated that so far and now we're
just applauded from our local fallen

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so we are the proper owners a fistful of any
kind any tax increases

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so the President is up posters

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I know

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it's a good idea to also agrees that the commission's
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that's true

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the devil not right to vote because it's not

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a good idea to keep too many electable holders
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especially in places like tonight

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so here

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if we look at the source called we see that
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even though it looks exactly the same us your

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crystal's him

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for all these reasons you have and that is
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we go to a local older for example the final
skin proper is that has all the

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main structures of York

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as you know page

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and it's stumbling

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at the end

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of these attacks welcomes a minute design

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I'm going to go uphold of back

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as the fight rages on

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what can we expect

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now you see

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they are working exactly as expected and now
you can get a decent

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the rest of us us

Here are some of my favorite picks from what I supposedly say in the video tutorial:

• The reason is, and voters election or recall, about building with older standard options. Let's go to an impartial panel.
• Under site and schemes it's horrible, setting specific tips and leads and scams are crime figures.
• I'm sad place we changed the final commissions to seven seven seven.
• That is something that needs to be done only in of systems, to let the system let the sierras right in the mainstream.
• Under his skin, skin and hair, so photographs of skinheads crystal. I'm the ski mask is successfully created. Remember to talk to the excerpts.
• First richest state, a quote the pulpit, Houston into our local all over.
• Susan's over you'll be getting, we want to make changes to the skin when you lose uphold files.
• No we're trying to do the the direction, just to show you that is actually not possible, because up Russian whatsoever program owns all falters views on this.
• That's right, we need an additional little the waco fire to get over this issue that isn't specific to our city.
• This isn't something that effects any CNN's or other but software that uses a question to create finds holders existence.
• Obsessive love, as you can see permission to night, his music rooms uphold your changes.
• You can't own just quickly what's called on home loans, tightening the noose us for it, what other you want to have them.
• Take your retirement up closer to ten place, called in actress in your browser — looking — and here you see all voters.
• And that is that one we need to, the moment just to be able to present the permissions on to be able to exert ourselves.
• All right Judy, if your windows users on the window Senator, is that dozens of life? 
• Anyway reiterated that so far and now we're just applauded from our local fallen. So we are the proper owners a fistful of any kind, any tax increases, so the President is up posters.
• The devil not right to vote because it's not a good idea to keep too many electable holders in your system, especially in places like tonight.
• That has all the main structures of York, as you know page, and it's stumbling at the end of these attacks. Welcomes a minute design, I'm going to go uphold of back as the fight rages on.
• What can we expect? Now you see, they are working exactly as expected, and now you can get a decent the rest of us, U.S..

One wonders if publishing any more of these tutorials and having them automatically transcribed will get me on a CIA watchlist! We'll find out in due course I suppose; you now know what probably happened if I disappear suddenly into thin air without a trace.